Only if i HAD too

If i HAD to make everyone think i was insane... Well I asked my dad what he would do. And he said that if he HAD to make everyone think he was insane he would eat his Fecal matter. Now just the fact that he thought of something so disguising makes me question his sanity. Which i guess is the point. However i have a different stand point on it. I if i HAD to make people think i was insane I would go Sweeney Todd status on everyone. Randomly breaking out into songs while hiding a huge secrete that no sane person would understand. Imagine for a second if you were sitting in class and all of a sudden someone in your grade breaks out into song. Then takes the teacher away and you never see the teacher again, but had some great meat pies for lunch. Ya i would say that person was truly insane. However at this point I think my own father might truly be insane.